Best Dream Ever

So here I am at Target with my family. It happens to be celebrity employee night, and all sorts of famous people are there. But wait! It looks as if some evil mastermind has a plan to do some dastardly deed! And alas - it seems as if said dastardly deed will put Christian Bale in danger! But the plot thickens - seeing as it is celebrity employee night, the store is full to the brim with fangirls, all swooning and begging for Christian Bale's autograph. I see his face - he is exhausted and far from being a smiling, gracious autograph signer. This mob of teen girls has completely drained the life from him. So in I swoop and so doing, rescue Christian Bale from not only the hordes of screaming fans, but also the imminent danger! The scene ends as, surrounded by my family, Christian Bale takes my hand. He shakes it, then looks into my eyes. Still holding my hand, he leans forward and kisses me on the top of my head, then walks away.

My. Life. Is. Now. Complete.